Red Wasps, they built nests under the eaves in the Barn, the Strip
Room, the Pack House....and they were relentless. If you even
eyeballed the nest they would attack you...and outside a Japanese
Hornet nothing I had been stung by hurt as much. White Faced Hornets
packed a wallop, as did one Bumblebee, one type didn't sting, but
one did. I always got the two mixed up, and catching them with my
hands cupped and then lettin em fly was high entertainment when you
added in the "don't remember which one stings" factor. I had a
baccer stick (tobacco stick) that we used to string tobacco on and
then hoist on the rafters in the two old log barns. Our "baccer
sticks"were older than dirt itself, one of my Great Grandfathers,
Great Grandfathers or something along that line had hand split them,
and they were shock full of splinters. When I wasn't nursing bee
stings by putting chewed tobacco on them I was cuttin splinters out
of my hands with a rusty "Old Timer" pocket knife that had been
taken away from me a hundred times and I had "found" again a hundred
times. I evidently had a built in antibody for "lockjaw" (tetanus).
Baccer sticks were good used as "horses', just put it between your
legs, hold on to the end in front and "run" letting it buck and jump
under you like a pretend horse. There were dangers in this but we
won't go there. I had seen the nest early that morning hanging on
the Pack House and it was big as a mans hand and loaded with Red
Wasps. The baccer stick could reach it if I stretched, I would knock
it down and do a big service for the family, and then I could fish
with the undeveloped wasps in the nest. Bream loved em! I walked up
slow and nonchalantly, didn't eyeball the nest but just as I was
almost within swinging distance I felt what must have been a six
inch stinger enter the back of my neck. Undeterred I slowly made the
next two steps, looked up and hit a home run, right across the nest,
it fell, I felt the stick break, I had misjudged the distance and a
big splinter pierced my palm just as the wind brought the bulk of
the Red Wasps into my hair and chest. I had got their home and they
made me pay. They ate me alive, I dropped the broken stick, mussed
my hands through my hair only to get stung on the head and hands and
swiped em off my chest. Running like a mad man I stopped at the
Strip Room to catch my breath. I was on fire, Red Wasps were all
over the broken baccer stick, I could see em. I could also see the
Sweet Gum tree that I knew I would be coming back too very shortly
to "pick' a switch off of. I had broken a baccer stick and gotten
stung doing what I won't sposed to...a whupping was coming, won't no
doubt...I could tell growing up was gonna be a test for me....
Did you get the woopin? My thought was those wasps had done what a woopin could never have, taught you a fine lesson. My grandma always told me a white faced bee would never sting you...he'd hover and stare like I was the oddity but he was just curious. It was the ground hornets that nearly killed me...they can out run a Deere...
ReplyDeleteThanks for my little piece of home this mornin. TL
You are so funny! I know that wasp story wasn't funny when it was happening. I remember one time my brother was shrubbing the ditch bank with a bush axe and hit a red wasp nest. Next thing we knew he was running as hard and fast as he could and stipping off clothes as he went. Needless to say by the time he got to the house, he was bare butt naked!
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